|Quick Profile STATS|
|Birthdate||September 23, 1993|
|Age: 29 years, 0 month, and 10 days (as of today)|
|Sex & Identity|
Older brother of Logan Thirtyacre, AKA SuperMarioLogan, who helps his brother by providing his voice for several characters on Logan's YouTube channel.
When Logan was three years old, Lance fractured Logan's skull with a baseball bat.
He previously ran a YouTube channel called 19Lance93 in which Logan helped operate. It would later be renamed Lancy Thirtyacre to follow in his brother's footsteps.
He and Logan have a younger sister named Haleigh. Their parents divorced when he was four years old and his mom remarried to a man named Brian. His dad was a truck driver. He has been dating someone named Audrey.
He is a friend of YouTuber Lovell Stanton.